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Paul Kwiatkowski – Interview

Dec 02, 2014 - Yoshi Kametani

href="">Paul_Mugshot Q. Have you ever kissed a dog? A. All the time. Q. What's your favourite color? A. Forever Blue. Q. What is your favourite word? Least favourite? A. Clandestine. Dappled. Q. Have you ever been in love with two people at the same time? Do you think it's wrong? A. I was born from a polygamist family that believed love should be multiplied not divided. Q. Is the glass half empty or half full? Or is it just malformed?  A. I order another drink. Q. What famous person do people tell you that you most resemble? A. Aaron Eckhart with facial wasting. Q. What do you think Victoria's secret is? A. Lacey evidence. Q. If you joined the circus what would you perform? A. Knife thrower. Q. Are you wearing socks right now? A. No. Q. What was the last lie you told? A. I said I wasn’t wearing socks. Q. What was the last photo you took with your phone? A. A hotel room. Q. Describe your ideal vacation? A. Being someplace unexpected with no expectations. Q. In high school, you would have been considered the person most likely to. . . A. O.D. Q. If you won the lottery today, describe your life six months from now? A. Comatose. Q. If you were on a desert island, what three CDs would you take along and why? A. Calla, Scavengers: Dinner Pantera, Far Beyond Driven: Lunch Three Six Mafia, When the Smoke Clears: Breakfast Q. If you could be one animal, what would it be? Why? A. An oyster: because I’m always clutching my pearls. Q. If you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, who would it be? Why? What would you say to them? A. I’d love to watch Beatrice Dale eat. She has the coolest mouth.  I’d say, “Feed me Beatrice.” Q. If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why? A. Kix, cause I’m kid tested, mother approved. Q. What is your least favorite thing about humanity? A. Irrational fear. Q. If there was a movie produced about your life, who would play you, and why? A. Brando, because he took the best beatings.